Welcome to Airport Acres

I don’t know. And I ain’t asking.

Notice how the owner is keeping the cat but selling the rodent traps. I’d say that cat has job security. Perhaps the cat not included with these items has something in common with Jeff.

If you ever want one of those things that lines the cargo area of some particular kind of car, here’s one that doesn’t include a cat.

Hey baby, wanna see my taillight?

I think this is a thing for detecting buried treasure. Actually it seems to be equally good at detecting (but not including) cats.

I guess if you know what the thing you’re bidding on is, you don’t really need a picture of it.

This guy oughta get together with the basketball kitty.

Links to original Airport Acres cruft should all work now. Eventually I’ll get around to linking it all up to the front page.

Waitin for the gravy train?

I think I’d rather have the cat than the basketball.