I suck at updates

But there’s an upside. The less frequently I update the site, the fewer “humiliated by your tiny p3nis tiffany? fix it with refinanced v1c0di.n and a replica watch or handbag while you lose weight and make $$ per day mystery shopping with your computer no experience needed 100 percent legal” spam comments I get to flush from the moderation queue.

Imagine me saying something fabulously witty here. No, really.

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Found most of my old web content

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